Reblog if you love Jim Parsons
So you come over keeping me and my mum up until 3 in the morning with your shit music and stupid immatureness. And then you smoke all my parents fags and drink all their alcohol, without even asking, and think its perfectly fine to do that without a care it the world or even the thought across your mind to pay it back. Fuck off you underage cunts, before I fucking make you.
When your dad’s your most loyal customer at the pub.
Can’t wait for this slut to get bored of my brother and get the fuck out of my house. Stop turning my brother into a complete cunt.
Cars broken. Best fucking Christmas present ever.
I’m so addicted to cheese again. Let the fat times begin.